Why You Should Leave Cougars Alone

I found this story on CNN about a mother who couldn't just stand by and let her son get convicted. She had to do something. And something, apparently, ended up being this:

She gave herself an extreme makeover -- blonde dye job, fake tan, sexy wardrobe, phony name -- and began spying on jurors. She befriended one juror to root out any possible misdeeds at the trial, and for nearly eight months, they drank at bars, smoked marijuana and shared meals in her tiny Brooklyn hideaway.

To be clear here, this woman - this married woman - went as far as to rent a separate apartment in which to hang out with this targeted juror. Although apparently, all that went on was "some flirting". Right, right...

This only drew my attention because I could have sworn that this was a Lifetime movie at some point. And if it wasn't, then it most certainly will be by the end of the year. Finally, Valerie Bertenelli can put that newly tuned Weight Wacthers body to good use. And the sad part? I'd probably watch it.