"But Think of the Toy Lines. The Cereal..."

I haven't seen Watchmen yet this weekend (I'll probably go sometime Monday), but it's never too early to win the internet with insanity. I have no idea how or why I seem to come across these things, but I am oh so glad that I do. And hopefully, there isn't some psychotic pitch man somewhere thinking that this is a great idea.

I give you Happy Harry's Saturday Morning Watchmen. Oh, the humanity.