HouseTV Review: Stargate: Universe Episode 5 "Light"

Kobayashi Maru. For fans of sci-fi (Star Trek, in particular), it is generally a reference to a no-win scenario. In particular, it refers to the notion that how one faces death is just as important as how they face life.

Such is the nature of this episode. With the now powerless ship drifting towards a star, the crew of the Destiny face the prospect of certain destruction. Or most of them do, as a conveniently placed planet and a working shuttle offers the chance of life for a small fraction of them. The events leading up to the selection of that few and the aftermath of the result are what we bear witness to.

There are many minor moments here and there that give us more insight into each character. Col. Young attempts to be fair about how to select the shuttle occupants with his lottery, but at the same time shows he can be coldblooded as he threatens to remove people from consideration in said lottery for various infractions. Greer continues to be rough around the edges with pretty much everyone, but manages to show a "softer" side while talking to Young. Greer even goes so far as to wax poetic at the notion of their impending death, even if "what a way to go" isn't necessarily a calm, positive outlook.

But it's not all positive points. One of the biggest issues I have with this episode is the forced pairing of Lt. Scott and Chloe. Not only do they "hook up" in this episode, but there is little to no explanation about why they are so close. In fact, they don't even try. It's like they start holding hands after a meeting, and we have to just assume that there's more back story there. Or, as is more likely, they're just two poorly put together people.

Let's really look at this for a minute. We have Chloe, who has arguably spent more time hanging out with Eli at this point. She even seems to genuinely like him, even though we know they aren't going to let him get anywhere with her. And despite having a conversation or two with Scott, they have no chemistry whatsoever.

But part of that is because Scott is a virtual loser anyway. Lest we forget, our first view of him is with his pants around his ankles banging what we have to assume was the nearest piece of tail he could find (we note this since he later treats said officer with complete indifference). And now, we are to believe that he not only has feelings for Chloe, but that they are such very deep feelings that we are supposed to care about them, too. I don't generally consider love scenes to be all that wonderful an addition to a TV show (especially a basic cable one that's going to rob you of any naughty bits... ahem...), but I can't recall the last time I saw one and was bordering on repulsed by it. It only served to make both characters that much less appealing, so much so that I can only compliment Eli's restraint in only jabbing at them briefly.

And since I still count it as a character, let's put the ship on my gripe list now, too. It shouldn't come as any surprise that after teasing the ship's destruction at the hands of an angry sun, not only does Destiny not get destroyed, but it actually recharges. It would seem the ship is solar powered. In fact, it is so solar powered that it can actually fly through the sun. Mind you, I spent a few days last week arguing that I could accept that the Ancient communications stones could transfer consciousnesses across the universe seemingly instantaneously. But having said that, I have a hard time accepting that the ship that has been damaged to the level it has can just swoop on through the sun like it was no big thing.

Furthermore, the ship has shown that it's brilliant several times during these opening episodes, stopping at points that would allow itself and its occupants opportunities to save themselves. But alternatively, Destiny's autopilot will up and attempt to screw said crew over. It had to be forced to stay longer than it wanted during the opening mission, and now it couldn't even be bothered to slow down to let a shuttle catch up to it and land. Hopefully, there is a solid explanation for why it has these conflicts. I'd accept "system damage" as flawed as it would be, but I'm still hoping we find out that the ship is actually in a hurry to get somewhere that it needs to be. Otherwise, I'd think it could take an extra second or two to make sure it had all of its passengers before zooming off.

All in all, though, I did like the episode. They took what was an obvious false lead in the end of everything and managed to make a decent character driven story out of it. You genuinely feel the desperation of many of the characters during the lottery sequence, and it was nice to see the leads all having a fun, peaceful moment at the end of the episode.

If only Young hadn't derailed it with his intriguing but completely unnecessary accusation. It's a novel concept that Rush might be that manipulative, but after all but bending over backwards to try to get Rush in better with the rest of the crew, why would Young make a claim like that in public? Right now, it's like the show is trying its best to make sure you don't accidentally like anyone too much. Sooner or later, that's going to start wearing thin.

Rating: 6/10 (Better than the average formulaic episode, but still pretty by the numbers.)

HouseTV Review: Stargate: Universe Episode 4: Darkness

The new crew of the Destiny can't seem to get a break. They've only just resolved their issues with the air supply when they run into a new problem: power issues. While the rest of the crew pokes around various ship areas, Dr. Rush's obsession with the ship's dwindling power supply results in him blacking out shortly after the ship does. But even as the crew faces an uncertain future, the ship itself prepares to make a last ditch attempt to salvage their existence. But you know what they say about good intentions...

The good news is that I do enjoy watching this show. The overall theme and the dynamics provided are things that I want to see on television. I'll say again that I don't know how much of it is a clone of BSG (I still haven't seen much of that show; yeah, I realize that damages my sci-fi cred...), but I think it stands out on its own merits.

That said, one of the major things that is bothering me right now is pacing. Oddly enough, the episodes don't seem to move that slow in and of themselves. In fact, I was surprised at how much I enjoyed watching the two hour premiere a second time after thinking that its pacing was slow. But for some reason, when an episode concludes with an open ending, it just feels like they could have made more progress with the story.

Should there be plots and themes stretched out over multiple episodes? Certainly yes. But at the same time, you should feel some sense of resolution as the show moves on. This is the second time in four episodes where you get the feeling that the best part of a story has yet to be told. And while it's nice to have build-up, it feels more like the writers are saving the best parts for the second half, making me wonder just why I wasted my time with the first half.

Which makes it seem like I hated this episode, when the opposite is true. In honesty, it's the characters that drive the story, and they do the job well for the most part. Eli continues to be lovable as the everyman that will eventually be screwed (but not in the way that he'd like to be). Dr. Rush continues to be a pain in many peoples backsides, but at least we do continue to see that he has his reasons for acting the way he does and that he does actually care about them all surviving.

The other leadership continues to be shades of 'meh'. Col. Young is who you think you'd want in charge, but he seems to mishandle Rush just as often as he uses him as an asset. Col. Telford is such a huge A-hole that you can't find one redeeming thing about the way he acts (which means I should probably give a nod to Lou Diamond Phillips for managing to make him that grating). Lt. Scott is supposed to be the heroic action lead, but is far too needy for my liking at the moment.

And everyone else is still drifting aimlessly in the background, with only a brief moment of splendor to speak of. Or possibly two, if I count that one SGC chick with the huge bazooms. And big ups to Lt. Chesty for using her sex appeal to lure Eli into a trap, then acting irritated later while being ogled. Way to raise the standard there, lady...

But let us not forget the most dynamic character of them all: Destiny herself. As intelligent vehicles go, this ship scores right up there with KITT and other transports that are probably smarter than their occupants. The ship has already shown that it's more capable than its occupants by thinking ahead and attempting to provide them with what they need before they even realize they need it. Although as smart as it is, it makes you wonder how it got into the condition it's in, or why it's not just a little better at trying to provide needs.

And I know, as the show progresses, everyone should get fleshed out more. Which is good, because as much as I like this show, I feel like I should like it more. Now if only they don't go full sappy before my gag reflex is properly prepared for it... what happens this week? Aw, crap.